The Houston Dynamo Dancers are Still the Class of Major League Soccer Dancers

We've said plenty of times before, but Major League Soccer teams are completely missing the boat by refusing to have cheerleaders/dancers at their matches. I just don't understand what is preventing these people from seeing the light and getting with the program.

After all, they have to do nothing more than look at their own compatriot down in Houston to realize what a massive success a dance team can be in MLS. The Houston Dynamo Girls are always stunning and bring an extra sense of enjoyment to Dynamos games. Maybe soon the rest of the league will take Houston's lead and make it happen.

Until they do, though, we will continue to enjoy our buddy Scott Byrne's pictures of the Dynamo Girls!

Photos From the Houston Dynamo Girls Tryouts

The Houston Dynamo Girls are one of the criminally low number of cheer squads in the MLS these days. Fortunately they are always pretty darn hot. Maybe not hot enough to carry an entire league on their backs, but they sure are giving it a good try.

Recently the Dynamo Girls held tryouts for their 2015 squad and our pal Scott was there to take pictures to share with the world. By the look of Scott's pictures, the Dynamo Girls aren't going to skip a beat next season!

Valentine's Day Wishes from the Pro Cheerleader World

A number of pro cheerleading squads shared Valentine's Day wishes with their fans over social media. We decided to collect the best of the bunch to share with everyone. Hope you guys had a great V-Day weekend!

Thanks to Bruce Chandler for the Texas Legends Dancers pic!

Houston Dynamo Girls

While the Houston Dynamo soccer team may be having a rough year, the Dynamo Girls are once again absolutely killing it on the sidelines. They may be one of a very few MLS dance squads, but I'd have to say they are without a doubt the cream of the crop.

Props to sobyrne99 for the pics.

Houston Dynamos Cheerleaders Signing Their Bikini Calendar

The Houston Dynamos cheerleaders released their 2015 bikini calendar recently and signed copies for fans before a game. Luckily, our boy sobyrne99 was there to get pictures of the event!

Happy Birthday to Houston Dynamos Cheerleader Melissa

If you don't "Like" our Pro Cheerleader Heaven Facebook page, then you don't see our daily birthday shout outs to the most gorgeous cheerleaders on the planet. And that is a damn shame.

For instance, today we wished a very happy birthday to Houston Dynamos cheerleader Melissa. Sure it was a day late, but it's better late than never. Now get over to Facebook, like our page and don't another birthday shout out!

Houston Dynamos Cheerleaders Being Goofy

I can't really imagine the amount of goofiness that occurs in a professional cheerleading locker room. But based on this picture of the Houston Dynamo Girls, I'm guessing it's pretty damn high most nights!

I Love This Houston Dynamos Cheerleader Picture

Such a great picture. Looks like this one has a little swagger to her!

Thanks to sobyrne99 for the pic!

Houston Dynamos Cheerleaders

I don't spend enough time scouring the MLS cheerleader rosters to have a great grasp of the level of talent throughout the league, but I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a squad as hot at the Houston Dynamos. They are just a squad that always impresses.

Of course, now I've presented myself with a new challenge. Find MLS cheerleaders hotter than the Dynamos. Challenge accepted!

Pics courtesy of crazyyyh.

A Dynamo Smile

A Welcomed Smile, a photo by ScottDeW on Flickr.

Damn the city of Houston churns out some hot professional cheerleaders!

Amazing Houston Dynamo Cheerleader

120, a photo by sobyrne99 on Flickr.

Sweet Jesus! She's got to be the hottest cheerleader in all of Major League Soccer!

Houston Dynamos' Cheerleader Lauren

Dynamo is the right name for this one. This chick is freakin' hot!

Houston Dynamos' Cheerleader Kimberly

Houston is apparently full of gorgeous women. I'm basing this mostly off the fact that the Houston Texans have one of the hottest cheerleader squads in all of the NFL and the Houston Rockets are right up near the top in the NBA. And now that I find some Houston Dynamos cheerleaders, I have no reason to question it.

Kimberly is absolutely amazing. That Dynamos outfit REALLY fits her well!!

 

Houston Dynamos' Cheerleaders Ready for Cinco de Mayo

Yes, they seem to be Hispanic. No, that's not racist. It's just a coincidence. Promise.