Monday Night Football Cheerleader Preview: Minnesota Vikings v. New York Giants

Monday Night Football is pretty brutal this week. Not only do we have a couple of teams with a combined record of 1-10 playing on the field, but we will also have a complete cheerleader blackout since the NY Giants continue to screw up the easiest decision in sports. Failing to have a cheerleader squad in 2013 is damn near criminal. There are the NY Unofficials cheerleaders that try to represent the Giants, but the team refuses to recognize them.

So, obviously, I'm cheering for the Vikings tonight. It's really not a difficult decision. The Giants refuse to have cheerleaders and the Vikings continue to have the hottest cheerleaders in the NFC North division. Problem solved.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

NEW YORK GIANTS

Monday Night Football Cheerleader Match-Up Week 7

What the hell happened to the Dallas Cowboys this season? 1-4? Seriously? Yet people are still all over their jocks. I heard someone on ESPN Radio today say the Cowboys still have one of the best offenses in the league and one of the best defenses in the league. Yeah, pretty sure a 1-4 record proves that statement demonstrably FALSE.

On the other hand, the Giants are quietly having a pretty good season. They may not be splashy or spectacular, but their D is badass (again). And that's what it takes to win games in this league. Of course, playing the Bears pumps up some of their defensive stats, but who cares?

Having said all of that, though, I'm still picking the Cowboys purely based on the cheerleaders and lack thereof in the Giants case.

DALLAS COWBOYS

NEW YORK GIANTS

Sunday Night Football Preview -- Giants v. Colts

It's the battle of the Manning brothers tonight on Sunday Night Football. Peyton finds himself in a very unfamiliar position coming into this game: 0-1. Peyton is not used to losing, ever, and being under .500 has got to be a weird feeling. My guess is he comes out slinging the rock all over the field and keeps Eli from getting any sort of family bragging rights.

Plus, the Giants don't have cheerleaders, so there is no way I can pick them to win.

NY GIANTS



INDIANAPOLIS COLTS

Week 12 NFL Recap

We learned 2 things this week in the NFL. First, the New Orleans Saints are for real. No smoke mirrors going on in the Big Easy. These guys are freakin' good. And they only have 1 real test in the regular season standing between them and 16-0. And honestly, I don't think the Cowboys are a "real" test.

We also learned that the New York Giants are done. It's over. Stick a fork in them. This team was 5-0 and absolutely rolling when they played the Saints in Week 6. Then Drew Brees and Co. took the Giants out behind the woodshed and put a hurtin' on them. They haven't recovered. They have lost 5 of the last 6, and have a tough end of the schedule (Dallas, Philly & Minnesota left to play). Sorry boys, better luck next year.

As a side note, this NOT an official NY Giants cheerleader. Why, you ask? Because they don't have official cheerleaders. What the hell is wrong with these teams? Now I'm glad your season has been an utter failure. You deserved it!