Super Bowl Cheerleader Petition

So we haven't really talked about the Super Bowl on here because, to the horror of many, neither team playing in the Super Bowl has cheerleaders! How did we let this happen? More importantly, how did the NFL let this happen? I don't think I'm exaggerating at all when I call this the greatest disaster since the New Coke.

Honestly, I think this is a matter of national security. And politics aside, Barack Obama's refusal to remedy this debacle does not bode well for his re-election efforts. Fortunately for all of the cheerleader lovers across this great country of ours, there is at least one organization raising a stink over this complete calamity: Bodog.net.

The geniuses at Bodog have set up a Facebook page and online petition to encourage the NFL to make cheerleaders a fixture at all future Super Bowls. This is a cause that is near and dear to my heart, and certainly worth action on my (and your) part.

The Facebook page is here, and you can sign the online petition here. Take a couple of minutes out of your busy day (or take a break from shoveling snow depending on where you live) and make your voice heard. CHEERLEADERS AT EVERY SUPER BOWL!

Please, NFL, do not let this kind of catastrophe happen again. I'm not sure your league could survive it.

And just for your time, a cheerleader that was at last year's Super Bowl (i.e. a REAL American sporting event).