AFC Wild Card Cheerleader Preview: Baltimore Ravens v. Pittsburgh Steelers

Not that I would ever wish injury upon a player, but I'm glad Le'Veon Bell is out for the Pittsburgh Steelers today. That's what they get for refusing to have cheerleaders and trying to ruin my playoff preview. Serves them right. Now if there is any real justice in this world, the Steelers will lose today so I don't have to face this problem tomorrow.

Plus, the Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders are really hot and I would love to keep featuring them throughout the playoffs. I totally have my priorities straight!

BALTIMORE RAVENS

The Steelers Don't Have Cheerleaders

But they do have some hot fans. So that's reason enough for me to cheer for them this weekend.

I'm still pissed about the lack of cheerleaders, though, and I'm going to continue to promote Bodog.net's online petition and Facebook page to get cheerleaders in the Super Bowl every year.

Monday Night Football Cheerleader Match-Up

So this blog is in its infancy, and I'm still trying to figure out of recurring themes I would like to use. I figure for the rest of the NFL season, I'll preview the Monday Night Football game and pick the winner of the game via the cheerleaders of the opposing teams. Sounds like a natural topic for this blog. So our first MNF match-up is the Denver Bronco v. Pittsburgh Steelers.

Denver Broncos Cheerleaders

The Broncos have some incredibly hot cheerleaders. Being a Chiefs fan I absolutely loathe the Broncos, but I have mad respect for their cheerleaders. Hats off to them all.

Pittsburgh Steelers Cheerleaders

Are you kidding me Pittsburgh? It's 2009 and you don't have any cheerleaders. How do your fans let you get away with this crap? There should be a riot in the parking lot before every game. Well, it's your funeral. To represent you in the inaugural Pro Cheerleader Heaven Monday Night Football Cheerleader Match Up (also known at PCHMNFCMU!) you get the 1961 version of the Steelerettes! I hope you're happy!

I think it's pretty clear who is going to win this game tonight. If you haven't had cheerleaders since the '60s, you don't even really deserve to be in the NFL. I say Broncos 24, Steelers 17 (and I'm only giving you 17 because the caption in the last picture cracks me up!)